tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-116468482012-01-19T07:45:03.299-08:00A Blog about Last Call with Carson Daly in an attempt to get him off television and remove him from every form of Media known to man kind. Carson Daly Sucks big time. When Carson Daly dies homeless, poor and alone- we need to prevent his parents from having sex again to create another Carson Daly.Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.comBlogger261100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1166823893748339922006-12-22T13:43:00.000-08:002006-12-22T13:44:53.746-08:00Carson Daly has lost like 200 pounds, is skinnier than Nicole Richie and is more retarded than before. <br /><br />Thoughts?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-116682389374833992?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com57tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1166823574264926162006-12-22T13:37:00.000-08:002006-12-22T13:39:34.276-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">Check it out, people actually care what Carson Daly is doing for New Years. Where is a bus to run into this douche when you need one?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">The 9 on Yahoo.com</span><br /><a style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;" href="http://9.yahoo.com/">http://9.yahoo.com</a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">Carson Daly Sucks my Balls! Happy Holidays!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-116682357426492616?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1162325408031345112006-10-31T12:08:00.000-08:002006-10-31T12:11:53.826-08:00<div><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" >Hey Fred. I totally agree with you; Carson Daly either worships Satan or is the Antichrist himself. I've seen his television show once or twice, and both times I literally wanted to shoot him. Nothing fancy, just... boom. Dead. He is just an example of how twisted the entertainment industry is that someone with no talent like him could actually get a network talk show. Why isn't Bob Saget hosting that show? Daly is a talentless hack and yet he gets his own late-night talk show while Saget is stuck with a stupid game show? I just can't believe it. No wonder people are turning to the Internet for their entertainment now more than ever. You'll notice more and more shows are having stupid "Videos We Found on YouTube" segments or something of the like, and it proves how out of touch they are. Hey Hollywood, how about you trying being innovative <em>yourself</em>? Well, this e-mail is droning on, but I really do hate Carson Daly. He is what's wrong with the world.</span></div> <div> </div> <div><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" >Regards,</span></div> <div> </div> <div><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" >Leroy Johnson</span></div> <div><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><a href="javascript:ol%28" com="">www.sorryaboutleroy.com</a><br /><br /><br />Thanks Leroy - I couldn't have said it better myself!</span><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-116232540803134511?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1155890260437965952006-08-18T01:34:00.000-07:002006-08-18T01:37:40.446-07:00<span style="font-family: arial;">He is not funny. It's actually really uncomfortable to watch. He'll say some stupid lame ass comment and the guest will pause before laughing, because they don't know if he's telling a joke or if he's suddenly gone mentally retarded. Just a thought.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">I just want to say a pray. Please God. May I either get cable or the T.V. stations put something else on at this time of the night. Thank you.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-115589026043796595?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1154915517893129812006-08-06T18:47:00.000-07:002006-08-06T18:51:57.896-07:00<ul style="font-family: arial;"><li>Have you ever watched this show? It is the most painful thing on television! Carson Daly has no talent...his 1/2 hour interview with Gwyneth Paltrow was the most awful interview I have ever seen!!!</li><li>Now we get to watch it on E! as well. Lucky us!</li><li>At least I have something to put me to sleep now. I defy anyone who can make it past 1:45am watching this piece of crap. At least I can be distracted on TRL!</li><li>Has anyone ever seen an interviewer who talks about himself so much? He'll refer to his break-ups with high-profile actresses, he'll mention being at a strip bar with Kid Rock - Hey, Carson, get the guests to talk about themselves! Costas had this same format (actual interview, not pre-scripted promo + one humorous anecdote that usually happens on talk shows) & he got good interviews out of people without ever having to refer to his own life constantly. . . I watched the first week & a half figuring that one of two things could happen - both of which I'd enjoy: 1) It would turn out to be a good show or 2) Ya get to see the schmuck from TRL go down in flames. Turns out it's #2. . . What the hell was he thinking when he asked Jewel how to castrate a bull, and why did he think that was such a cool idea? This is garbage.</li><li>I didn't think it was possible, but it appears that with Carson Daly, there really is somebody that is worse at interviewing people than Jay Leno. Nice going Mr Daly, you have made Jay Leno look good by comparison.</li></ul><br /><h3 style="font-family: arial;" class="post-title"> Write your Congressperson. Get Carson Daly off Television. </h3> <p style="font-family: arial;"> </p><img style="width: 395px; height: 76px; font-family: arial;" src="http://www.monsterjobs.org/carson/gov.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">The war against Carson Daly threatens to be an unending war yet we see little progress in addressing the actual causes of him still being seen on television, magazines, and even heard on radio. Join protests to stop Carson Daly, write your congressperson. Stop this Tool before it's too late.</span><br /><br /><a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://www.house.gov/writerep/" target="_blank">Click Here to write your Congressperson about removing Carson Daly from all forms of media</a><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Posted by our main man Fred Durks</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Email ::</span><br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="mailto:freddurks@hotmail.com">freddurks@hotmail.com</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-115491551789312981?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1118422862647683652005-06-10T09:59:00.000-07:002005-07-12T21:40:22.696-07:00<img style="width: 395px; height: 76px;" src="http://www.monsterjobs.org/carson/gov.jpg" /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The war against Carson Daly threatens to be an unending war yet we see little progress in addressing the actual causes of him still being seen on television, magazines, and even heard on radio. Join protests to stop Carson Daly, write your congressperson. Stop this Tool before it's too late.</span><br /><br /><a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://www.house.gov/writerep/" target="_blank">Click Here to write your Congressperson about removing Carson Daly from all forms of media</a><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Posted by our main man Fred Durks</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Email ::</span><br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="mailto:freddurks@hotmail.com">freddurks@hotmail.com</a></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">CLICK AND POST COMMENTS BELOW</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-111842286264768365?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com36tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1117583622340940962005-05-31T16:50:00.000-07:002005-05-31T16:56:59.313-07:00<h2><span style="font-weight: bold;">Carson Daly Quotes<br /></span></h2>"Tomorrow, we'll have Jennifer Love Hewitt on. That's always fun for me!"<br />"If you break down the word 'choreography' the word 'oreo' is right there in the middle."<br />"Just so ya know, this is LIVE TV, EVERYONE!"<br />"But yes plaster freaks me out."<br />"I'm sorry my answers suck."<br />"Screw the cue cards--from now on it's MY show for the #1 video!"<br />"I hate taking TRL out of New York. My thing is that I want the show to be good." Amen.<br />"I wanna thank Madonna for SWEARING on TRL today"<br />"As if they didn't come here jacked on pixie sticks enough!"<br />"I know my TRL; I watched Uncensored all weekend long."<br />"You're all very loud. I've noticed that."<br />"Don't tell anyone, but I love Christina more than Britney."<br />"I, Carson Daly, am a fan of beer."<br />"I was like, 'Hi, TRL.' And she was like, 'Hi! Is John there?' And I was like, 'Yeah. Who's this?' And she was like, 'Madonna!' And was like, [mouthing] 'Holy shit!'"<br />"Hey, this is authentic thrift store crap I'm wearing."<br />"There's Nick now... what a great way to kick off the month of December."<br />"You guys applaud for EVERYTHING. Like a Super Bowl applaud EVERY time."<br />"Hey don't get sappy on me now, kids, we've got videos to watch."<br />"'I feel like Hugh Hefner with all these beautiful girls around me.' You can substitute Hugh Hefner for Fred Durst if you want."<br />"Shaggy just makes me laugh hearing his voice."<br />"Everything's ghetto on the show."<br />"Boy, my math sucks."<br />"You really do 'woo' for a lot of things admit it."<br />"Wow, it got smoky in here. I swear to god, Snoop Dogg stops by here more times"<br />"JC is cuter, so what? Whadd ya gonna do, Justin?! Sue me?"<br />"Hey what's up buddy?"<br />"Why is everybody crying 'on bended knee'? I don't quite understand that."<br />"I love that you boo me. Like I had anything to do with that."<br />"And I've come to the conclusion that you're all crazy. Everyone that watches the show is nuts."<br />"Seriously, like the girls still scream when I look like a JACKASS."<br />"Honest to God, I'm gettin' loopy, kids."<br />"Speaking of Jackass I may look like one"<br />"It's not everyday I dress like a complete idiot."<br />"Then of course Kid Rock called after that it was a whole string of messages that I could never play on the air."<br />"I'm taking full credit for Britney and 'N Sync right here right now."<br />"I like that YOU think I'm funny. and nobody else."<br />"Very very dangerous place to be on a Friday night Backstreet fans watching 'N Sync at 2."<br />"Or you could always defer to 'all Nicks are hot.'"<br />"I'm Carson Daly and I'm a genie in a bottle."<br />"I'm Carson Daly and I love Ricky Martin."<br />"If that bullet came at me, I'd just give it my smiley face."<br /><br />Carson Daly Quotes<br /><a href="http://www.carsonquotes9.homestead.com/carson.html">Quotes from this Carson Hater's website</a><br />Word up-<div 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/><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The war against Carson Daly threatens to be an unending war yet we see little progress in addressing the actual causes of him still being seen on television, magazines, and even heard on radio. Join protests to stop Carson Daly, write your congressperson. Stop this Tool before it's too late.<br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.house.gov/writerep/" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:arial;">Click Here to write your Congressperson about removing Carson Daly from all forms of media</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Posted by our main man Fred Durks</span><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Email ::</span><br /></span><a style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-FAMILY: arial" href="mailto:freddurks@hotmail.com"><span style="font-family:arial;">freddurks@hotmail.com</span></a></span><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">From </span></span><a href="http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/archive/index.php/t-33275.html"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;">http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/archive/index.php/t-33275.html</span></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><br />I posted the following in the Cinemania MTV2 thread so when I saw this thread I figured folks would appreciate it:...is it just me or is Carson Daly a really condescending and conceited interviewer as the host of Last Call? Did anyone see when Jason Lee was on Last Call last year and made fun of Carson and MTV and berated them for ruining M2? I will quote almost word for word the exchange (I have a killer memory for stuff like this):<br /><br /><strong>Carson:</strong> (quotes from some magazine in a ha-ha fashion) Now Jason, I have you hear saying in this interview (reads) "I DESPIZE MTV, I hate it and lothe it and everything it stands for and will have nothing to do with it." Now c'mon...<br /><strong>Lee:</strong> Well Carson, I gotta tell ya, all you people do is play stuff for the kiddies all day.<br /><strong>Carson:</strong> Well, we just play what people want and ask for...<br /><strong>Lee:</strong> That's only because of the way the channel now markets itself.<br /><strong>Carson:</strong> Well, we have MTV2 now which plays a lot of videos.<br /><strong>Lee:</strong> (smiling) Well, THAT didn't really work now either did it?!<br /><strong>Carson:</strong> Well what do you want played?<br /><strong>Lee:</strong> (jokingly): Oh I don't know, I guess all I listen to is weird groups from Iceland.<br /><br />Man, it was great, I never saw Daly so nervous and squirm so much. Lee made him look like the total corporate hack wuss he is.<br /><br /><strong>PLEASE POST COMMENTS BELOW</strong></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-111487124608409930?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1113709147213334372005-04-16T20:16:00.000-07:002005-05-15T16:09:40.873-07:00I was trying to get to sleep the other night so I figure the best way to do that was watch "Last Call with Carson Daly". Nothing puts you to sleep quicker (other than popping 8 Xanax and drinking a Fifth of Tequila) than watching this horrible program.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> I was only able to watch 10 minutes of it before I was out, but in those long horrible 10 minutes this is what I did see-</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">He was interviewing Charles Barkley. Everything Charles Barkley said, Carson would agree with and kiss his ass. It was like how I remember watching </span><span style="font-family:arial;">Ed Mcmahon and </span><span style="font-family:arial;">Johnny Carson.</span><font><font><font><br /><img style="font-family: arial;" src="http://www.monsterjobs.org/carson/correct.jpg" height="259" width="400" /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Charles Barkley would say something like, “White people can’t dance” and Carson Daly would say,</span><span style="font-family:arial;"> "<font>Ha ha ha!</span></span><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font> <span style="font-family:arial;">You are correct, sir, yes!"<br /></span><br /><font><font><font><span style="font-family:arial;">I felt sick to my stomach. Any decent Talk show host would have said something back like, “Yes, that may be true, but did you see the dance scene in Napolean Dynamite?”</span><br /><a href="http://www.flashplayer.com/music/napoleonnumadance.html" target="_blank" style="font-family: arial;">Click Here to see Napolean tearin' it up on the dance floor (view in new window)</a><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><br />The "Name Dropping" that happened in 10 minutes of viewing-</span><br /><br />Michael Jordan<br />Tiger Woods<br />Bill Clinton<br />Sam Jackson<br />Ice Cube<br />Bill Cosby<br />Rev. Lewis<br />Vegas, Gambling, Money, Drinking, and Strip Clubs<br /><br />The 4 th installment of “Do your Parents know what a Blog is”? This is by far the most retarded, non funny, little bit of worthless shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life.<br /><br />Carson Daly brings up some staff member that used to work for Conan O’Brien. If he used to work with a genius like Conan O’Brien and now works for a Tool like Carson Daly, I’m thinking he got fired or something bad happened. Going from Conan O’Brien to Carson Daly is some kind of community service for robbing a liquor store or something.<br /><br />So, then they get on the phone with this staff member’s step mom. He probably can’t call his real mom because she’s so embarrassed of her son since he got fired from “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” or went to jail. Anyway, stupid lame boring shit from here on out ………….<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Carson Daly</span>- Hello Mrs. Hamil. How are you doing this evening?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mrs. Hamil</span>- It’s 1 in the morning and you woke me up dick, fuck off!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Carson Daly</span>- Mrs. Hamil, do you know what a Blog is?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mrs Hamil</span>- No, but I do know that you are some kind of retarded Cyborg NBC built to make people’s IQ drop so they watch more NBC.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Carson Daly</span>- Oooh, I’m sorry that’s not correct. And about the Cyborg comment, I’m programmed not to respond to your question. So, anyway, thanks for playing.<br /><br />Mrs Hamil has already hung up.<br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><br />The staff member then wins a $15 dollar gift certificate to the Olive Garden. You can get a lot at Olive Garden with $15, like some soup, maybe some bread and a sharp knife on the side to slit your wrists with. Anyway- that’s when I drifted off to sleep.<br /></span><font><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">How is Carson Daly still allowed to be on television!!?? 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Word up homies."<br /></div><br /><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >yawn.............<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size: 85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">Posted by our main man Fred Durks</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">Email ::</span><br /><a style="font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="mailto:freddurks@hotmail.com">freddurks@hotmail.com</a></span><font><a style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;" href="http://www.thedalyhater.com/"><br /></a><a style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;" href="http://www.thedalyhater.com/"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />www.TheDalyHater.com</span></a><a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://www.danwho.net/archives/00000024.php" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br />picture provided by danwho.net</span><br /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br />CLICK AND POST COMMENTS BELOW</span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-111317997706471558?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1113080205425056862005-04-09T13:46:00.000-07:002005-04-10T22:57:39.896-07:00<span style="font-family:arial;">nypress.com </span><span style="font-family:arial;">presenting a </span><span style="font-family:arial;">round-up of the city’s 50 most unlikable people</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><b style="font-family: arial;">#41 - Carson Daly</b></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">It wasn’t funny when a Saturday Night Live sketch began with a cast member saying, "Hello, I’m Carson Daly, and I’m a massive tool"—mainly because it’s easy to imagine Daly gladly stepping in to deliver the same line. 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looking for the next Avril Lavigne, but that's not necessarily true. We want young guys and girls who are making music in their basements right now that otherwise wouldn't have their music heard by a record label.<br /><b>FD:</b> Hey. MTV sucks, right? And MTV2 sucks a fat one, and Last Call with Carson Daly is the worst show on TV currently. So, thereby, don't you blow as well?<br /><b>Carson Daly</b><b>:</b> When major labels search for bands, they need to find music that will get on commercial radio, strike a chord with young America, and sell massive units just so they can cover their costs. We believe this is the perfect time for a true independent label with an independent spirit to emerge.<br /><b>FD:</b> I don't get it. Can you give us an analogy that helps explain how you could possibly not blow?<br /><b>Carson Daly</b><b>:</b> In my other ventures, I'm more like a bartender serving up what people request, but 456 Entertainment will be a true extension of my musical taste.<br /><b>FD:</b> Thanks bro. Do you want a <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/cmkxstore.17762891">"I hate you when you're pregnant" t-shirt?</a><br /><b>Carson Daly</b><b>:</b> Rad. I'd love one.<br /><b>FD:</b> Sorry. We just ran out. Well, not really, but they're $8.99 and you love the cock, love it.<br /><b>Carson Daly</b><b>:</b> No problem. Hook me up next time, bro.<br /><b>FD:</b> No.<br /><br /></p> <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/cmkxstore.17762891" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.netskrill.com/carson/pregnant3.jpg" alt="I Hate You When You are Pregnant" border="0" height="350" width="350" /></a><br /><br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.topsitelists.com/topsites.cgi?ID=386&user=fsu380&amp;area=bestsites">Vote for this site as the coolest site of all time!!</a><br /><strong><a href="http://www.funny-stuff-central.com/"><br />Funny Stuff Central</a></strong> has funny jokes, stories, pictures, one liners, reports, headlines, excuses, signs and songs. I love it, only so they wil post a link to my site!<br /><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:130%;" ><br />PLEASE P</span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >OST COMMENTS BELOW</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-111234907684174289?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1112313559533538942005-03-31T15:57:00.000-08:002005-04-09T16:42:01.123-07:00<p style="font-family: arial;"><b>Carson Daly aka MTV's Tool</b></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><img src="http://www.mtvhell.com/articles/mute/carson.jpg" height="107" width="107" /></p> <p style="font-family: arial;">This guy still around? Now he has a talk show. He always manages to say something stupid and mindless. All he does is talk about stupid teenie bopper stuff in a way that he's "mature" and yet "hip". He needs to stop talking forever.<br /></p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:130%;" >PLEASE P</span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >OST COMMENTS BELOW</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-111231355953353894?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1112227959033353772005-03-30T16:05:00.000-08:002005-04-09T16:42:16.296-07:00<a href="http://www.thedalyhater.com/"><img src="http://www.netskrill.com/carson/carson2.jpg" alt="Carson Daly and His Gut Shot" border="0" height="594" width="417" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The tool sports a tool. And a little extra poundage. What do you think he's got- a number 3 wood, number 5? It may be just a golf ball, but an oddly shaped one.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Posted by miuvonf | Posted in: </span><a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/cat_candids.php">Candids</a><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">by-</span><br /><a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/000830.php">WWW.SOCIALITELIFE.COM</a><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:130%;" >PLEASE P</span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >OST COMMENTS BELOW</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-111222795903335377?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1112220157942952472005-03-30T13:49:00.000-08:002005-04-09T16:42:36.176-07:00<span style="font-family:arial;">"Everybody stands - that's our policy. If Jesus Christ comes on the show, guess what? It's like, 'Stand right here Jesus, we got Papa Roach coming up at number six.'"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"> "It's my turn to give a special mother's day message to my mom, one of the greatest women who ever stepped foot on the planet Earth, and I wish I could say something bad about her, but that would be impossible. So, Mom, if you're there, I hope you had the greatest Mother's Day ever. I love you very much, and, even though people think you're my sister, I can get beyond that. Happy Mother's Day"</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.thedalyhater.com/"><img src="http://www.netskrill.com/carson/carson1.jpg" alt="Please Help Carson Daly Find his brain" border="0" height="212" width="209" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.thedalyhater.com/">TheDalyHater.com</a><br /><br />POST YOUR FAVORITE CARSON DALY INTELLIGENT QUOTE ON THE DALY HATER.<br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:130%;" >PLEASE P</span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >OST COMMENTS BELOW</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-111222015794295247?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1111767892690350512005-03-25T07:59:00.000-08:002005-04-09T16:44:51.366-07:00<p style="font-family: arial;" class="MsoNormal">So, I fall asleep last night after watching Conan and I'm awakened by the word "Blog". It seems I had forgot to turn off the TV after Conan and now Last Call With Carson Daly was on talking about “Blogs”. I couldn't believe it! We just started this “Blog” about Carson Daly and here he is now talking about them. I quickly got out of my bed as fast as I could to grab a pen and paper to write down what was going on. It seems Carson Daly has a game on his lame ass show called "Do your parents know what a Blog is?" and they've already done it three times before this one. So this is how this gay ass shit works- Carson calls up one of his staff members that work for the show on to the set. This staff member it seems hasn't quite landed that job at Burger King yet and is doing this temporarily or some shit like that. Anyway, Carson will have the staff member call their parents to ask them if they know what a "Blog" is.<br />The staff member chats it up with <st1:city st="on">Carson</st1:city> for a second as <st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on">Carson</st1:city></st1:place> says to the staff member something like, "So, Do you think your Dad will know what a Blog is? Oh, speaking of “Blogs”, Last weekend I was in Vegas at a Strip Club with Kid Rock." Then the staff member says something like, "I dunno. This game is lame. <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Carson</st1:place></st1:city>, you love the cock, love it." Then they get the Dad on the phone. <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Carson</st1:place></st1:city> says something like, "Hey, Mr. Peterson, It's Carson Daly from Last call with Carson Daly." The dad says something like, "who the fuck is this? And why the fuck are you calling me so late, asshole" Then <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Carson</st1:place></st1:city> goes into it. "Mr. Peterson, do you know what a Blog is?". Long pause. The dad answers, "Fuck, I dunno, a big glob of something, who the fuck cares" Then <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Carson</st1:place></st1:city> says something like, "No, I'm sorry that's not right. But it's funny you said that, because this one night I was sniffing coke off Pamela Anderson's tits." Then <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Carson</st1:place></st1:city> gives the staff member a fifteen dollar gift certificate to "The Olive Garden". That's enough to get you an all you can eat soup and salad. I love how Carson Daly is always thinking about others. He then scribbles something down on paper for like 1 second, thanks the staff member and tells him to get the fuck off the stage. <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Carson</st1:place></st1:city> then talks to the band for who knows how long. 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Get Carson Daly off television.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">2. Keep Carson Daly off television.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">3. Get Carson Daly removed from every form of Media known to man kind.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">4. Not give money to Carson Daly when he is homeless</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">5. When Carson Daly dies- Pee and Poo on his grave.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">6. Prevent Carson Daly's parents from having sex to create another Carson Daly.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">7. Not sure how to accomplish number 6 yet but working on it.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">8..............................</span><br /></p> </div> <img src="http://www.netskrill.com/carson/carson.jpg" height="504" width="400" /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">CLICK AND POST COMMENTS BELOW</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-111161629737185362?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1111616177356015332005-03-23T14:13:00.000-08:002005-04-09T16:59:10.223-07:00<span style="font-family:arial;">I challenge anybody over the age of 19 to watch TRL on MTV for longer than 3 minutes before declaring Carson Daly a whore. His role as cultural avatar for Jr. High School aged girls combined with a nasty Casey Kasem complex indicates a predilection for appearance on Celebrity's Worst Moments 14: MTV Blunders Live! in a few years. <a href="http://www.blurbomat.com/archives/2002/01/28/carson_daly" target="_blank">Blurbomat</a> can't wait to hear him refer to Brittney or N'Sync as pompous little fuckers parenthetically as he talks about Christina Aguilera's untimely relapse and subsequent rehab visit.<br /></span><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">piecesoflog says:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I love it when Carson talk with rappers and changes how he speaks, utilizing his MTV edition of the Ebonics dictionary. Then he turns right around and talks about rainbows and cooties with 13 year olds who dress like hookers.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">01.30.2002, 6:43 AM</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">CARSON IS SO FUCKIN UGLY........I CANT STAND HIM AND HES UGLY AND A LOSER!</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">08.24.2003, 6:52 PM<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Jocelyn says:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Carson Daily is a "Human Cyborge Relations Unit" designed in japan. Every day they put a floppy disc into the back of his egg shaped head, cart him out to the TRL stage in a wheel barrel and press play. "Hello and welcome to TRL. Today is</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">(insert date here) today (insert celebrity name here) is here with us in the studio. Every one give (insert celebrity name here) a big TRL welcome!" and so on.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Issy you really must write to me and give some insight about your abstract ideas. Sometimes they are just way over my head.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">09.01.2003, 7:21 PM<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Issy says:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I FUCKIN HATE CARSON DALY,U UGLY MAN,AND THAT WHORE OF AN EX TARA REID I FUCKIN HATE HER TOO,I CANT BELIEVE PARIS WOULD CHILL WITH SUCH TRASH!! TARA UR A WHORE AND SO IS CARSON!U FUCKIN WHORE!</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">09.05.2003, 11:29 PM</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">jocelyn says:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">You know why I love your posts so much issy? Because you always make mine look smarter and wittier by following them up with screaming caps and stupid statements. Without you my minor spelling and grammar screw-ups would look sloppy and unpolished but thanks to you I'm looking slick and creative.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Cheers Issy, you fucking moron!</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">09.07.2003, 5:41 PM</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">pig says:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I fucking hate carson daily, I hate his new stupid show where he insults guests that are 200,000,000,000,000,000x smarter than he is. He just insulted the faith of Christianity tonight to an actress wearing a gold cross!!! I hope his dick falls off--what a fucking moron!</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">01.06.2004, 12:00 AM<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">pig says:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">he's an asshole on crack or some kind of speed. he's slept his way to the top. with men. he has no dick. he dyes his hair silver grey to make himself look distinguished. he fucks his mother and then his mother gave birth to his lame ass, when she gave birth to his lame ass she shot herself in the head. he's gay. stupid. why the hell is this asshole allowed to speak at all and on the television no less! let's blow up all the capitalist pigs! REVOLUTION! REVOLUTION! ANNOINT YOURSELVES WITH CARSON'S VERMIN BLOOD! bah.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">01.06.2004, 12:07 AM<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">sha sha says:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">i hate you you are so stupid i want to screem out loud and eewww the whole white boy act has got to end your a alien from outter space SO GO BACK TO SPACE YOU AIR HAID!!!!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">01.15.2004, 7:34 PM<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">PUFFY says:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">U STINK AND YOUR A ROTEN EGG</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">01.15.2004, 7:35 PM<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">QUZquz says:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">i hate the name and i hate you</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">i agree with sha sha and puffy</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">i wish you would DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIIIIIIE</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">01.15.2004, 7:40 PM<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">QUZquz says:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">i hate the name and i hate you</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">i agree with sha sha and puffy</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">i wish you would DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIIIIIIE</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">01.15.2004, 7:40 PM<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">carracarru says:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">I agree with all of you and sha sha I love the name</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">maybe you should get a bottle with milk and go to sleep becuase you are annoying</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">and you get to know all of us and i hate you and i care for you</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">01.15.2004, 7:50 PM<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Christina Aguilera nude says:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">nice post</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Carson Daly has to be the biggest moron on Earth . His interviews are piss poor , he has no clue what to say so he reads his gay cards , and you ever notice the stupid fucking look on his face after every response ? The topper is when he says every time at the end of the show " Ok now go to sleep!!" I am sure NBC just LOVES that lol . Yeah.....tell everyone who watches your show to go to sleep so nobody sees any of the following commercials (the money that pays his lame ass) or the show on after him . What a complete talentless , jerkoff , waste of oxygen he is .</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">03.12.2004, 3:16 AM<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Bill says:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">did carson daly star in gay movies ? he sits in his chair as if his asshole hurts from too much gay anal sex.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">03.30.2004, 11:52 PM</span><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">carsondalysux says:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">all i can say is that i hope he goes away...forever...please</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">04.17.2004, 12:16 AM</span><br /><br />Thanks to <a href="http://www.blurbomat.com/archives/2002/01/28/carson_daly" target="_blank">The Blurbomat Whore: Carson Daly </a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >CLICK AND POST COMMENTS BELOW</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-111161617735601533?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1111615700761315042005-03-23T14:06:00.000-08:002005-04-09T16:59:48.496-07:00<a href="http://forums.aboutmylife.net/index.php?showtopic=212" target="_blank">I Hate Carson Daly</a><br /><br /><font>CLICK AND POST COMMENTS BELOW</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-111161570076131504?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1111607675061671632005-03-23T11:48:00.000-08:002005-04-09T17:02:19.506-07:00<ul style="font-family: arial;"><li><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.jumptheshark.com/l/lastcall.htm">Jumptheshark.com</a> - At least I have something to put me to sleep now. I defy anyone who can make it past 1:45am watching this piece of crap. At least I can be distracted on TRL!</li><li>Has anyone ever seen an interviewer who talks about himself so much? He'll refer to his break-ups with high-profile actresses, he'll mention being at a strip bar with Kid Rock - Hey, Carson, get the guests to talk about themselves! Costas had this same format (actual interview, not pre-scripted promo + one humorous anecdote that usually happens on talk shows) & he got good interviews out of people without ever having to refer to his own life constantly. . . I watched the first week &amp; a half figuring that one of two things could happen - both of which I'd enjoy: 1) It would turn out to be a good show or 2) Ya get to see the schmuck from TRL go down in flames. Turns out it's #2. . . What the hell was he thinking when he asked Jewel how to castrate a bull, and why did he think that was such a cool idea? This is garbage.</li><li>I didn't think it was possible, but it appears that with Carson Daly, there really is somebody that is worse at interviewing people than Jay Leno. Nice going Mr Daly, you have made Jay Leno look good by comparison.</li><li>Who the hell does Carson Daly think he is? He's an overpaid babysitter for a bunch of teenyboppers on TRL, not Charles Kuralt. That interview with Mila Kunis was just a sad, sad thing-the poor girl was trying to tell him about her childhood in Ukraine (which was anything but picturesque), and all he wanted to know was how you say, "I like big butts and I cannot lie" in Russian. What an insensitive asshole! No wonder Jennifer Love Hewitt and Tara Reid dumped his ass.</li><li>As soon as Carson said, "That's some good TV right there." You new he was desperate for viewers</li><li>These people from MTV are the most uptight lame PC idiots I've seen. And he epitomizes that! I didnt know who was dumber and less talented the first night, him or Alicia Keyes. No wonder they put this stupid p--sy on at 2 am!</li><li>Day one, though I didn't tune in until the Tenacious D ep came on. I wish Jack Black would have killed Carson Daly right there on the spot. Only a lame ass like Carson could make Tenacious D seem unfunny. You better cash in, Carson, cause teen pop and TRL are gonna die off pretty soon (not soon enough for me)</li><li>carson daly.... tut tut tut. i wonder if anybody who watches his show thinks he is as cool as he thinks he is. he only mentions his friendship with kid rock every time i have seen him on network tv and that somehow doesn't impress me. he's also mentioned how he likes to get drunk on the weekends and every time i hear him make a reference to "hitting the keg" i cringe because it seems so fake and forced my heart goes out to him. i don't know why, i shouldn't. this guy is everything i hate about high school.</li><li>This show jumped the shark from day one when Carson decided to ban country music artists from appearing on his show. It's bad enough TRL doesn't feature country music (it's on MTV), but to not feature country music on Carson Daly's NBC show is a disgrace.</li><li>During the interview with Gwyneth Paltrow, they showed a clip from a Saturday Night Live sketch where Gwyneth was talking about how much she loves porn. Fast forward a few shows, and Christina Applegate is the guest, and Carson mentions how when Gwyneth Paltrow was on she was talking about how much she loved porn. Applegate didn't have the slightest damn clue what he was talking about, but he just went on and on with it, and how Gwyneth said this and Gwyneth said that. I don't know what the hell he was trying to pull, but she didn't say that on his damn show. My guess is that maybe he was hoping Gwyneth would call him up to yell at him about it or something, and maybe that would give him a chance to nail her or something. Either way, the show has sucked right from the start, but that was too much.</li><li>He's only following in Ananda Lewis's shoes...and he should have stayed at MTV. He would have been more successful. What's worse is this show is only a half hour long and we still can't withstand it. It sucks. It's nothing but another filler for night tv. Everyone else (Leno, Letterman, etc.) has the same freaking guests. We don't need another nighttime host to interview the same people!!! I'm sure millions can't wait for it to get cancelled.</li><li>Jumped the shark when they wouldn't let Carson Daly sing on the show. Please, Carson. We love you as the host, but please sing for us.</li><li>It seems as if every episode, Carson's left leg is doing the 4-way leg lock position (the way a man crosses his leg) while conducting the sit down interviews. Please, Carson. Cut back on it.</li><li>Carson sucks. He's a puppet. Carson, meet Magic Johnson and Chevy Chase for one day you too will meet their fate...as cancelled talk show hosts. Then teenagers will think you are a square and get kicked off of TRL and then you can show up on MTV ultra sound talking about how you and kid rock used to party hard and how you love your new life in the gutter with some skanky hollywood bimbo...i'm rambling</li><li>Carson boy had on that big guy from 'Armageddon' and 'The Green Mile' (both of which I'm glad I missed). And he was cussing and got bleeped out, like 3 times. I guess he is doing that so when he is cancelled he can say he was to much for NBC. His dumb ass aint enough, that's why he's on so damn late.</li><li>This show jumped the shark the minute that it hit the air waves. OMG, this show sucks. Every time that Carson has a hot girl on the show, all he says are things like "Do you know what guys are doing to your face right now?" What an ass. When Heidi Klum was on the show, he actually had the camera zoom in on her face just in case there was any viewer who didn't understand what he was talking about. What was he thinking?! I can't wait until all of the little children at TRL find out that he is almost 30.</li><li>Day One because most of Carson's teenybopper fan base have to be in bed by the time this drivel comes on!</li><li>Oh my god how many jobs does this dude have?! Good god I can't get a way from the whiteness!</li><li>Ugh...the first time I ever saw this show I just knew that it was downhill from there. Carson can't interview, Carson panders to the guest and then interjects anecdotes in every 5 seconds, etc.; Carson truly can't interview- no wonder it comes on at 2 am in the morning; NBC NEEDS to cancel this show before it gets any worse...</li><li><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.jumptheshark.com/l/lastcall.htm">Jumptheshark.com</a> - This show was already doomed when I heard that Carson "Tool for Corporate Rock" Daly was hosting his own talk show, but the nail in the coffin was when the show decided it was more entertaining to watch the Doritos chick suck on crawfish and plug her "Spy TV" show (a bad show in its own right that's on *gasp* NBC too) than to focus on their musical guest Ben Folds. I saw him last night at the 9:30 club in D.C. and I was really excited about seeing him again on TV. Instead, I had to sit through Carson's lame come-ons for 20 minutes. At least the five minutes Ben played "Rocking the Suburbs" was worth the excruciatingly annoying wait. It's just sad to see talent pushed aside by crass commercialism and the latest pretty face.</li><li>The Ice T interview showcased all of Carson Daly's weaknesses. IT says he can't be patriotic because he's a black man. Carson nods. IT says everybody is either a pimp or a "ho" (his terminology), and gives as his example Jesus, who was the former. Carson laughs, quite as if apart from its obvious offensiveness, the remark made any sense. Finally, still pontificating, IT claims that everything in life revolves around three things: sex, money, and guns. He gives as his evidence the success of Britney Spears. It didn't occur to Carson to ask the follow-up question: Just how do guns figure in her career, you witless vulgarian? I don't know whether he is a fool or a coward, but on that program he donned the proverbial swimming trunks and leather jacket and water skis.</li><li>This show SOMETIMES have good guests but why did they have Carson Daly host it? I mean come on It's Carson Daly he's a stupid,idiotic I-need-to-be-in-the-spotlight ass.Geez get someone who looks decent and people actually like.</li><li>Thur.July 11th 2002 with the other talentless suckup known as James Lipton. The Nexus of the two most self absorbed talentless arse lickers was almost too much for my television to bear. It still flickers in pain.</li><li>I worked at a TV station this summer, and from time to time, I get to see the daily ratings for our market. At 1:30 am, our station, and another rival station air infomercials against "Last Call." Turns out that both infomercials even beat Carson Daly in the ratings! HA! So you're telling me more people would rather learn about face wrinkle cream or some ass-exerciser, than watch Carson Daly. Not very flattering if you ask me. I honestly feel for the guy, he needs to loosen up. When he's sitting, he looks like he has rigormortis.</li><li>When Carson Whitebread Daly had Fat Gangster/Record Shill Suge Knight on for an informal koffee klatch. Watching Carson lob puffball questions to the cigar-smoking blob was painful enough, but to see Daly nod like a trained seal at every inanity offered up by Knight was a cringe-inducing horror.</li><li>C'mon, now, doesn't anyone on this board have anything nice to say about Carson Daly? No? No one? Good, because neither do I. It's a total mystery to me how this soulless android is managing to have a career at all, much less the high-profile one he's having. Of all the ways he's a bad interviewer (and there are so many), the poster who talked about the interview with Ice-T pointed out the most annoying one: This guy has no idea how to follow up on any of his questions - in other words, he has no clue how to HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE! It's exactly as if he zones out when he can't hear the sound of his own voice - I swear he doesn't hear the responses his guests give to his inane remarks, he's just watching for their lips to stop moving so he can ask the next question on his cards. He doesn't seem to have any idea of what about a particular guest would be interesting for the audience to hear about, or for the guest to talk about. (I'm sorry I missed the one with James Lipton though, it must have been hilariously awful- that's my masochistic streak talking). I think the people who said he's only interested in looking cool hit the nail on the head. Unfortunately, Carson, buddy, what you're doing now - it's NOT working. You should really find another line of work. I've got the perfect gig for you: Student Council President.</li><li>"I'm Carson Daly. Genial, non-threatening, a little doughy, but there's still something about me, isn't there?" Pretty much anybody who shares his first name with the last name of NBC's all-time late night king will be damned by the public from the start. Okay, here are the pros and cons of the show. Pros: Carson, regardless of what others say, is a good interviewer, especially compared to other talk show hosts out there. He really seems to be listening, and his interviews are spontaneous (watch a comedian on Jay Leno, and notice how Leno obviously feeds the comedian prompts for lines from his routine). Carson, although being a robot genetically engineered by the government, manages to bring a little humor to it. He does talk about himself, because, believe it or not, some people watch the show for Carson himself. He is a celebrity, after all. He doesn't talk about himself any more of less than Leno or Conan. Also, if you're sick of the overproduced comedy sketches of Leno (as I am), and you simply want decent celebrity interviews, then Carson is your man. Also, and this is a big one, HE TALKS TO THE MUSICIANS!!! I've always found musicians more interesting than movie stars, but the late night talk shows never take the time to talk to them, only to watch them perform. Carson will talk to the musicians, and sometimes he will spend the entire show with just one musician, discussing craft and inspiration. Since it is 1:35 in the morning when it airs, celebrities are also willing to open up more (Janeane Garofalo showed a more serious side, talking about the state of pop music). Okay, now the cons: Well, one big one. It's Carson Daly. A massive tool. Completely ordinary in every way. While he is wise not to venture into sketch comedy, the laid-back tone of the show can be boring at times. Also, many times they try to cram too much into a half-hour show. Their hour shows on Friday are more effectively paced and are better shows. I think, overall, that we should give Carson a chance. Remember Conan, who's now the best thing on late night TV, didn't really find his footing until a few seasons in. He's on really late at night, and he's harmless as vanilla. "Last Call" isn't brain surgery, but it could be much, much worse (for a perfect example, look at Carson's other show "TRL"). Why not keep him on?</li><li>While I definitely DON'T think Carson Daly is a good interviewer, I will concede that the last poster made one point in his favor - namely, he DOES talk to the musicians. As a musician myself, I always get annoyed on other talk shows when the actors are given plenty of time to basically say nothing of interest while the musicians, who probably would be more interesting as conversationalists, are relegated to performing, unless they're really big stars like, say, Garth Brooks. This is a big generalization I'm about to make, but I've found that actors seem to like to talk about themselves, whereas musicians are knowledgeable about a lot of other interesting topics. (Of course I do realize that there are actors who are interesting people, and that the frivolous nature of talk shows often shoehorns them into conversations they'd probably rather not be having) Anyway, points for Carson for that. HOWEVER, the last poster also said "he always seems to be listening", to which I respond that the key word there is "seems". Yes he does look he's listening to the guest talk, but then when he opens his mouth after they're finished, more often than not his response has nothing to do with what they just said. Or he picks the most inane thing the guest mentioned and fixates on that. Don't get me wrong, I don't think Jay Leno is by any means a good interviewer either, but at least he can tell a joke. Conan O'Brien and Jon Stewart could be better too, but at least their guests always seem to be having fun. Carson, though, has no discernible talent or personality whatsoever. I think the last poster is right: he's a genetically-engineered robot.</li><li>Okay, pre-teen girls, see if you can figure out the following puzzle- Oil is to water as Carson Daly is to: A)Talent B) Personality C) Charm D) All of the Above</li><li>Oh dear God, how the hell did he get his own show? Are you saying all the teenyboppers rallied together and demanded Carson Daly get his own show? *smirks* Great world we're living in. Carson is just a poser. I'd say another word, but I don't think they'd print something with that word. He isn't a great anything. I know teeny bopper chicks probably think this guy is soooooooooooo hot, but I really don't see what's so great about the guy. I'm a chick and I'm straight, but he just doesn't look good. The guy just isn't a great interviewer either. The guy seriously needs to go to Hardees and fill out an application. Yeah.</li><li>Every time I see Carson Daly, I just can't help but think about Jimmy Fallon impersonating him on "Saturday Night Live." He says, "Hi, I'm Carson Daly, and I'm a major tool." After watching these painful interviews, I'm starting to agree with that comment.</li><li>Watching Carson Daly, Mr. I-have-absolutely-no-personality-but-dumb-teens-think-I'm-hot-anyway, interview Tom Brokaw, it's painfully obvious. Brokaw could wup Carson's ass. Hell, any of the other talk show hosts could wup Carson's ass. And Triumph could poop on him. What was NBC thinking?? Not even The Man Show's Juggies or girls on trampolines could save this train wreck. Carson, go back to TRL where you belong!!!</li><li>I'd rather watch the old re-runs of SCTV they used to air in that time slot. Take this shit off the air and put on something that reminds the audience of a time when talent and humor were still a part of network television.</li><li>This show never had the chance to jump the shark because it never was good. Watching Carson interview is like having teeth pulled. At least on TRL he can have a break with videos and stupid TRL games. Here he doesn't have that luxury. Take it off the air! Better yet, use it as human (...maybe) torture for America's POWs. As soon as Carson opens his mouth, they'll be begging to give information. Later was awful, but this is worse.</li><li>This is worse than Chevy Chase. At least Chevy tried to do a little comedy skit now and then. The previous examples this show's repugnance are all very good, but I have to chime in after last night's Ringo Starr interview. Carson asked him, "Aren't you pissed off that Michael Jackson owns the Beatles' catalog?" Ringo said he wasn't pissed because he owns his songs. Jacko only owns Lennon and McCartney. Carson got this annoyed look on his face at being proven ignorant, so he then loudly asked, "What's the deal with Michael Jackson and the baby dangling? What did you think of that?" Ringo said he didn't have an opinion. Carson Daly is one of the lucky, popular, pretty people. He should've just stuck with his scenester connections and cruised through life. But, he tried to be a serious larger-than-life t.v. journalist and has proven to the world that he's stupid and irrelevant.</li><li>Mostly when it was put on the air. As soon as Carson left his good job at TRL his life went downhill so now he's doing crappy interviews at 3 o clock in the freaking morning. I have watched this show tons of times and this one stinks. No good, no way, no watch. Carson is just using his fame to do some crappy unwatched show on NBC.</li><li>I'll admit I've only seen this show once and that was on an airplane when there was nothing on, but this show is awful. Carson Daly was interviewing Tom Brokaw, and Brokaw was talking about Election Night in 1980 and how everyone knew this had been a momentous election when even entrenched liberals like George McGovern were losing their Senate seats. And Carson was like, "Oh yeah, I remember what a big deal it was when McGovern lost," and they gave this goofy look to the audience that said, "Not only do I not remember that night, but I, Carson Daly, probably have no idea who George McGovern is." And that was supposed to be the joke.</li><li>Television is officially dead. Last night, during an interview, Carson Daly made Mike Tyson look intelligent.</li><li><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.jumptheshark.com/l/lastcall.htm">Jumptheshark.com</a> -The Tyson interview owned! "How do I opwin' dis cage? I wanna touch the bwird" And then they go to commercial break with Tyson trying to rip open the cage. Tyson has some huge calves though, damn, I envy him.</li><li>Yes if Carson Daly mentions one more time that he goes out and drinks beer (and usually dropping a name or two), I think I'll barf up a shark for him to jump over. Plus when they take the show to Las Vegas, Carson seems to mention "Vegas" in every other sentence as if he personally made it up as a pet name. Wasn't this kid contemplating becoming a priest prior to selling his soul to the devil? He seems like a 21 year old that just started hitting the bars. Thank you Carson, I'm 25 and you made me realize that I shouldn't be a barfly anymore. Your constant reminders make me want to be less like you, you dork!</li><li>Here it is again! 'Da precious Vegas re-runs. Already he has mentioned how cool Sin City is and talked about lesbians in the same show: It's a landmark for American television, including a different twist from Carson's normal style. He's going to hell with that Guido necklace on that he has in the advertisements for the Roast or Bash or whatever the cool kids call it these days.</li><li>Ever notice how grown women do not respond to this frat house captain on or off of the show? All of his exes are candy striper girls (who have started to grow up). The career he is having is a complete mystery. Tonight he announced "welcome back our friend Joey Pantliani." I'm not a big fan of the guest but I still know how to say his name. At the end of the show, Daly said "and thanks to Joey Pantliani" again as only a tool can. Certainly the adult guests who revisit the show are under some kind of contractual obligation. In about 5 years all of the sorority girls are going to hear about him getting his prostate checked.</li><li>I was watching Conan O'Brien about a week ago. And Carson was on talking about Last Call and shit, and he said "...I'm just a douche bag..." If even he can admit it. Why can't NBC, and cancel this dumb bitch.</li><li>So he single handedly ruins MTV and now he's on to NBC? What are they thinking? I have not talked to one person who can watch even part of it. 12 year old girls can't vote for N Sync to be the guest every day so why would NBC think anyone would watch this--since that is the only reason they watch TRL. God help us!!</li><li>It is embarrassing for me to watch Conan O'Brien, the love of my life, have to fake enthusiasm and tell his viewers to watch Last Call. This is the worst show on television and Carson Daly should be excommunicated.</li><li><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.jumptheshark.com/l/lastcall.htm">jumptheshark.com</a>JTS DAY 1. Actually ANY SHOW that stars Carson Daly is going to be bad. MTV's TRL? Bad. Last Call? Horrible. He is such a terrible interviewer. Always has been. He used to work at a Bay Area radio station as an overnight DJ. BAD then...BAD now.</li><li>Carson Daly is such a terrible interviewer. He has no clue as how to have a conversation with someone else. He's always making such inane comments that his guests have no clue as to what he's babbling about. My nephew who's in the second grade could do a better job hosting this show. Please pull the plug on this pile of monkey crap</li><li>I think this is the first show to JTS before even being aired. It jumped at the moment the contract was signed, Carson is pathetic, I wish he could have Keanu (sp?) Reeves on so we could have a real battle of wits. The only person I feel sorry for is Conan, stuck between Jay Leno, a mid-range comedian at best, and Carson, a no talent jackass.</li><li>Day One. NBC dumps the classic SCTV reruns for this shit. Carson Daly may have skills interviewing teen faves Britney Spears,Christina Aguilera,Mandy Moore,Backstreet Boys,etc.on TRL,but he blows interviewing celebrities,he even made Tenacious D seem boring with his condescending style. He makes Byron Allen seem like Mike Douglas in comparison,he's even worse than those Later idiot girls Rita Sever and Cynthia Garrett. To make matters worse,NBC originally had this show running Monday through Thursday[they had a comedy show on called Late Friday at the time]but added an hour long version of the show on Fridays,as if 4 half hours a week of this lunkhead wasn't bad enough,they had to add ANOTHER HOUR,gimme a break NBC,ya jumped the shark,ya morons!!</li><li>I hate Carson Daly, but I tuned in just once so that I could see one of my favorite actors, Jake Gyllenhaal, who isn't really interviewed much (and this was summer 2002, so he was interviewed even less than he is now). I have never felt sorrier for another human being. Jake, I mean. That poor guy was trying to talk about his movies (two of which were out at the moment, with another coming out soon), and all Carson wanted to hear about was his love scene with Jennifer Aniston. That was IT. THEN Carson asks Jake about his sister Maggie's nude scenes in the movie Secretary. Jake shot him what can only be described as a "death glare," and Carson shut up. (Come on, Carson, that's his SISTER! He doesn't want to talk about her being naked!) And not ONCE did Carson mention October Sky or Donnie Darko! No, it was "Bubble Boy" and sex scenes. Carson is such a freaking moron. It pains me to think that there are many talented individuals out there who have yet to catch a break, and this moron gets his own talk show. Ugh.</li><li>I would love to know who Carson (blander than rice cakes) Daly is sleeping with at NBC to keep his god-awful show on the air. I didn't plan to see Last Call again, but I couldn't sleep the other night so I tuned in for the hell of it and it looks likes it went from bad to worse. Now, not only does he have a different band or DJ playing every night as his house band, he has, get this, the LAST CALL DANCERS!!! That's right. Carson the doughboy has female dancers on his show. His version of the Man Show Juggies! Oh, the horror! The horror!!</li><li>Mr. Daly, Fred Durst, Britney Spears, and The Hilton sisters should write a book called "How Untalented people can become famous actors, singers, and TV personalities". I'm waiting for the day when someone pulls a Johnny Rotten move and just lays into major tool Carson.</li><li>I hate Carson Daly. Ive seen his hole studio were he films, he has like 50 fold up chairs in there. I truly think the only way he stays on is because the Late Night king (Conan) is on before him, and forget to change it. There was one thing that i could not even get through my head. The Graham Norton interview. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU GO WRONG WITH GRAHAM NORTON!?!?!?!?! Graham said a few funny things, but Carson screwed up the interview by interrupting Graham every 5 seconds...I hate the pop/rap society.</li><li>Last night, Carson was interviewing Al Franken. Franken was talking about the hubris of Donald Rumsfeld, George W Bush, etc. Carson cuts off Franken to ask what "hubris" means--Franken tells him, and then Carson says "I should know that." Franken replies,"Yes, you should," and looks sheepishly at the audience, as if to say "How the hell did this guy get a talk show?!"</li><li>The show is terrible. Absolutely horrendous. As many have mentioned before, Carson is uninteresting, lacking wit and charm, and all points in between. His interview skills are public access worthy, at best. He never learned how to ask questions and follow ups that illicit a response worthy of viewer attention, because up until some halfwit signed off on a Carson show, 90% of the people he interviewed were screaming names like Britney Spears, Eminem, and N*Sync while holding cheap, homemade signs and glitter-inscribed t-shirts. I just watched an episode featuring Stephen Baldwin, and all Carson could manage to come up with was how "hilarious" the show is, and how its the funniest show on TV. We are, of course, talking about a hidden camera show. The one would-be saving grace of the interview portion of the show would have been the Conan-style skit they got the camera-man in on. (They claimed the overweight, white cameraman was a gold metalist from Barcelona, and showed footage which they dubbed over the actual winner's name with the cameraman's name in addition to showing the actual winner as being a slim, black man.) Stephen made a joke about a protein drink the cameraman made, called Lasagna, to which Carson asked "Is it true, Anthony?" The answer was of course no, so Carson made a comment to Stephen about how its not a drink but rather what he eats, thus killing any and all energy created by the gag. The show jumped the shark the day some jackass pitched the idea.</li> </ul> Brilliant thoughts by<br /><a href="http://www.jumptheshark.com/">jumptheshark.com</a><br /><br /><font>CLICK AND POST COMMENTS BELOW</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-111160767506167163?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com42tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11646848.post-1111594525840339742005-03-23T07:59:00.000-08:002005-04-09T17:03:12.423-07:00<div class="post-body"> <p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" > What this Carson Daly Blog is trying to accomplish:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">1. Get Carson Daly off television.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">2. Keep Carson Daly off television.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">3. Get Carson Daly removed from every form of Media known to man kind.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">4. Not give money to Carson Daly when he is homeless</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">5. When Carson Daly dies- Pee and Poo on his grave.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">6. Prevent Carson Daly's parents from having sex to create another Carson Daly.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">7. Not sure how to accomplish number 6 yet but working on it.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">8..............................</span><br /></p> </div> <img src="http://www.netskrill.com/carson/carson.jpg" height="504" width="400" /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;">CLICK AND POST COMMENTS BELOW</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11646848-111159452584033974?l=carsondaly.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Carson Dalyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03574029356948823910noreply@blogger.com3