Is Carson Daly using Meth? Did a peice of his flesh fall off?
Carson Daly has lost like 200 pounds, is skinnier than Nicole Richie and is more retarded than before.
Thoughts?
posted by Carson Daly at 1:43 PM
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Friday, December 22, 2006
Thoughts?
I threw up in my mouth this morning, thanks Carson Daly
Check it out, people actually care what Carson Daly is doing for New Years. Where is a bus to run into this douche when you need one?
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Carson Daly Sucks my Balls! Happy Holidays!
posted by Carson Daly at 1:37 PM
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Tuesday, October 31, 2006
An email from a loyal fan of hating Carson Daly
Hey Fred. I totally agree with you; Carson Daly either worships Satan or is the Antichrist himself. I've seen his television show once or twice, and both times I literally wanted to shoot him. Nothing fancy, just... boom. Dead. He is just an example of how twisted the entertainment industry is that someone with no talent like him could actually get a network talk show. Why isn't Bob Saget hosting that show? Daly is a talentless hack and yet he gets his own late-night talk show while Saget is stuck with a stupid game show? I just can't believe it. No wonder people are turning to the Internet for their entertainment now more than ever. You'll notice more and more shows are having stupid "Videos We Found on YouTube" segments or something of the like, and it proves how out of touch they are. Hey Hollywood, how about you trying being innovative yourself? Well, this e-mail is droning on, but I really do hate Carson Daly. He is what's wrong with the world.
Regards,
Leroy Johnson
www.sorryaboutleroy.com
Thanks Leroy - I couldn't have said it better myself!
Thanks Leroy - I couldn't have said it better myself!
posted by Carson Daly at 12:08 PM
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Friday, August 18, 2006
Carson Daly is not funny
He is not funny. It's actually really uncomfortable to watch. He'll say some stupid lame ass comment and the guest will pause before laughing, because they don't know if he's telling a joke or if he's suddenly gone mentally retarded. Just a thought.
I just want to say a pray. Please God. May I either get cable or the T.V. stations put something else on at this time of the night. Thank you.
posted by Carson Daly at 1:34 AM
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Sunday, August 06, 2006
Who watches this show? Carson Daly loves the cock, loves it
- Have you ever watched this show? It is the most painful thing on television! Carson Daly has no talent...his 1/2 hour interview with Gwyneth Paltrow was the most awful interview I have ever seen!!!
- Now we get to watch it on E! as well. Lucky us!
- At least I have something to put me to sleep now. I defy anyone who can make it past 1:45am watching this piece of crap. At least I can be distracted on TRL!
- Has anyone ever seen an interviewer who talks about himself so much? He'll refer to his break-ups with high-profile actresses, he'll mention being at a strip bar with Kid Rock - Hey, Carson, get the guests to talk about themselves! Costas had this same format (actual interview, not pre-scripted promo + one humorous anecdote that usually happens on talk shows) & he got good interviews out of people without ever having to refer to his own life constantly. . . I watched the first week & a half figuring that one of two things could happen - both of which I'd enjoy: 1) It would turn out to be a good show or 2) Ya get to see the schmuck from TRL go down in flames. Turns out it's #2. . . What the hell was he thinking when he asked Jewel how to castrate a bull, and why did he think that was such a cool idea? This is garbage.
- I didn't think it was possible, but it appears that with Carson Daly, there really is somebody that is worse at interviewing people than Jay Leno. Nice going Mr Daly, you have made Jay Leno look good by comparison.
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posted by Carson Daly at 6:47 PM
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Friday, June 10, 2005
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posted by Carson Daly at 9:59 AM
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Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Memorable Carson Daly Quotes
Carson Daly Quotes
"Tomorrow, we'll have Jennifer Love Hewitt on. That's always fun for me!""If you break down the word 'choreography' the word 'oreo' is right there in the middle."
"Just so ya know, this is LIVE TV, EVERYONE!"
"But yes plaster freaks me out."
"I'm sorry my answers suck."
"Screw the cue cards--from now on it's MY show for the #1 video!"
"I hate taking TRL out of New York. My thing is that I want the show to be good." Amen.
"I wanna thank Madonna for SWEARING on TRL today"
"As if they didn't come here jacked on pixie sticks enough!"
"I know my TRL; I watched Uncensored all weekend long."
"You're all very loud. I've noticed that."
"Don't tell anyone, but I love Christina more than Britney."
"I, Carson Daly, am a fan of beer."
"I was like, 'Hi, TRL.' And she was like, 'Hi! Is John there?' And I was like, 'Yeah. Who's this?' And she was like, 'Madonna!' And was like, [mouthing] 'Holy shit!'"
"Hey, this is authentic thrift store crap I'm wearing."
"There's Nick now... what a great way to kick off the month of December."
"You guys applaud for EVERYTHING. Like a Super Bowl applaud EVERY time."
"Hey don't get sappy on me now, kids, we've got videos to watch."
"'I feel like Hugh Hefner with all these beautiful girls around me.' You can substitute Hugh Hefner for Fred Durst if you want."
"Shaggy just makes me laugh hearing his voice."
"Everything's ghetto on the show."
"Boy, my math sucks."
"You really do 'woo' for a lot of things admit it."
"Wow, it got smoky in here. I swear to god, Snoop Dogg stops by here more times"
"JC is cuter, so what? Whadd ya gonna do, Justin?! Sue me?"
"Hey what's up buddy?"
"Why is everybody crying 'on bended knee'? I don't quite understand that."
"I love that you boo me. Like I had anything to do with that."
"And I've come to the conclusion that you're all crazy. Everyone that watches the show is nuts."
"Seriously, like the girls still scream when I look like a JACKASS."
"Honest to God, I'm gettin' loopy, kids."
"Speaking of Jackass I may look like one"
"It's not everyday I dress like a complete idiot."
"Then of course Kid Rock called after that it was a whole string of messages that I could never play on the air."
"I'm taking full credit for Britney and 'N Sync right here right now."
"I like that YOU think I'm funny. and nobody else."
"Very very dangerous place to be on a Friday night Backstreet fans watching 'N Sync at 2."
"Or you could always defer to 'all Nicks are hot.'"
"I'm Carson Daly and I'm a genie in a bottle."
"I'm Carson Daly and I love Ricky Martin."
"If that bullet came at me, I'd just give it my smiley face."
Carson Daly Quotes
Quotes from this Carson Hater's website
Word up-
posted by Carson Daly at 4:50 PM
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Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Carson Daly Sucks
Carson Daly Sucks
posted by Carson Daly at 2:05 PM
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Saturday, April 30, 2005
Carson Daly is a total corporate hack wuss
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From http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/archive/index.php/t-33275.html
I posted the following in the Cinemania MTV2 thread so when I saw this thread I figured folks would appreciate it:...is it just me or is Carson Daly a really condescending and conceited interviewer as the host of Last Call? Did anyone see when Jason Lee was on Last Call last year and made fun of Carson and MTV and berated them for ruining M2? I will quote almost word for word the exchange (I have a killer memory for stuff like this):
Carson: (quotes from some magazine in a ha-ha fashion) Now Jason, I have you hear saying in this interview (reads) "I DESPIZE MTV, I hate it and lothe it and everything it stands for and will have nothing to do with it." Now c'mon...
Lee: Well Carson, I gotta tell ya, all you people do is play stuff for the kiddies all day.
Carson: Well, we just play what people want and ask for...
Lee: That's only because of the way the channel now markets itself.
Carson: Well, we have MTV2 now which plays a lot of videos.
Lee: (smiling) Well, THAT didn't really work now either did it?!
Carson: Well what do you want played?
Lee: (jokingly): Oh I don't know, I guess all I listen to is weird groups from Iceland.
Man, it was great, I never saw Daly so nervous and squirm so much. Lee made him look like the total corporate hack wuss he is.
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posted by Carson Daly at 7:15 AM
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Saturday, April 16, 2005
Ha ha ha! You are correct, sir, yes!
I was trying to get to sleep the other night so I figure the best way to do that was watch "Last Call with Carson Daly". Nothing puts you to sleep quicker (other than popping 8 Xanax and drinking a Fifth of Tequila) than watching this horrible program.
I was only able to watch 10 minutes of it before I was out, but in those long horrible 10 minutes this is what I did see-
He was interviewing Charles Barkley. Everything Charles Barkley said, Carson would agree with and kiss his ass. It was like how I remember watching Ed Mcmahon and Johnny Carson.
Charles Barkley would say something like, “White people can’t dance” and Carson Daly would say, "Ha ha ha! You are correct, sir, yes!"
I felt sick to my stomach. Any decent Talk show host would have said something back like, “Yes, that may be true, but did you see the dance scene in Napolean Dynamite?”
Click Here to see Napolean tearin' it up on the dance floor (view in new window)
The "Name Dropping" that happened in 10 minutes of viewing-
Michael Jordan
Tiger Woods
Bill Clinton
Sam Jackson
Ice Cube
Bill Cosby
Rev. Lewis
Vegas, Gambling, Money, Drinking, and Strip Clubs
The 4 th installment of “Do your Parents know what a Blog is”? This is by far the most retarded, non funny, little bit of worthless shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Carson Daly brings up some staff member that used to work for Conan O’Brien. If he used to work with a genius like Conan O’Brien and now works for a Tool like Carson Daly, I’m thinking he got fired or something bad happened. Going from Conan O’Brien to Carson Daly is some kind of community service for robbing a liquor store or something.
So, then they get on the phone with this staff member’s step mom. He probably can’t call his real mom because she’s so embarrassed of her son since he got fired from “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” or went to jail. Anyway, stupid lame boring shit from here on out ………….
Carson Daly- Hello Mrs. Hamil. How are you doing this evening?
Mrs. Hamil- It’s 1 in the morning and you woke me up dick, fuck off!
Carson Daly- Mrs. Hamil, do you know what a Blog is?
Mrs Hamil- No, but I do know that you are some kind of retarded Cyborg NBC built to make people’s IQ drop so they watch more NBC.
Carson Daly- Oooh, I’m sorry that’s not correct. And about the Cyborg comment, I’m programmed not to respond to your question. So, anyway, thanks for playing.
Mrs Hamil has already hung up.
The staff member then wins a $15 dollar gift certificate to the Olive Garden. You can get a lot at Olive Garden with $15, like some soup, maybe some bread and a sharp knife on the side to slit your wrists with. Anyway- that’s when I drifted off to sleep.
How is Carson Daly still allowed to be on television!!?? This has got to be some kind of Government Conspiracy to make people’s IQ lower so they don’t ask any questions when they invade other countries for no reason other than to steal their resources.
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